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May 2007.
A Jamaican geezer from Brixton after a very long time getting stoned
in his flat decides he needs some money.
So he walks down to the JobcentrePlus (formerly known as UBO,SS, Joke
shop) to make a claim for a benefit
He walks up to the counter and says: "I would like to make
a claim for social security or Income support, ya' hear me now man
!"
Joke Shop: "Yes, that's fine. Now let's see. We'll need to
bring up your records to see what you're entitled to."
Rastaman: "There's only one record man; 'One
Love', Bob Marley; I & I, Rastafari."
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